​“All I wanna do is have some fun.”

This is y​our day off, do what Sheryl Crow says.​​

​Whether you’re celebrating Labor Day in the U.S., scored a day out of the office or are taking a holiday – it’s time to make the most of it. Finally getting a day for yourself means you should celebrate… by doing no work – none of any kind. So if you get any to-dos, honey-dos or anything else that requires doing, we’ve got you covered, musically speaking.​

Here are five lyrical rebuttals we rounded up just for you. See? You don’t even have to work for your smack talk. You’re welcome.

When your wife says the yard is a jungle:

“Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun-n-games

We got everything you want. Honey, we know the names.”​​

When your buddies call you a slob for not doing the dishes (again):

“I don't give a damn 'bo​ut my reputation, never said I wanted to improve my station

An' I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun, an' I don't have to please no one”​

When you are accused of being lazy: 

“Imma do the things that I wanna do​

I ain't got a thing to prove to you”​

When you can’t tune out the nagging:

"Oh you're so condescending; your gall is never ending

We don't want nothin', not a thing from you…

Oh we're not gonna take it anymore”​

When asked why you aren’t doing any work:

“Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

‘Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything”​

[Bonus]

Get pumped when it’s time to head back into the office: 

If your train's on time, you can get to work by nine

And start your slaving job to get your pay

Taking care of business (every day)

Taking care of business (every way)…

​Mercy​​

So, let the chores go and let the music do the talking for you. But if you do want something easy to help pass the time, find out how to set up your HEOS system. It takes so little energy, you’ll barely need to leave the hammock. Visit the HEOS​ site to see the simplicity for yourself.